SDSURF
Associate of Strategic Button‑Clicking
Somewhere in Space, Unknown, United States
Sponsorship not specifiedDetected 167 days ago
Adaptability
About the role
- In this role, you will be responsible for clicking buttons with intention, confidence, and no understanding of the consequences.
Requirements
- Providing status updates on buttons you have not yet clicked
- 8-10 years of professional button‑clicking experience
- Demonstrated ability to click confidently while being wrong
- Bachelor's degree in Clicking, Business, or Something Similar
- Comfort working in a high‑ambiguity, low‑instruction environment
Skills
- "Let me follow up"
- "That's already on the roadmap"
- "We're aligned on that"
- Experience clicking buttons that no longer exist
- Master's degree for credibility purposes only
- Familiarity with tools we will not train you on
Compensation
- Competitive (with other imaginary offers)
This listing is sourced directly from SDSURF's careers page and normalized into a canonical job model.